Buying the Bull

Did not realize that when you buy a Bull you have to saddle up three horses, drive five or six cows a few miles down a mountain road to where the bull is being purchased so that the Bull will be enticed to follow the cows home. While driving these particular cows (mine) they seemed to wander off at various times. Into neighbors front yards, down dirt trails off the side of the road and all at once crashed through a barbed wire gate about 100 yards short of our destination. All done without a scratch. A couple of the cows launched themselves back over the barbed wire on the way back to the road with out touching it. The rest followed dragging their legs through the downed wire. Again without a scratch. Very impressive, I thought.